Ficus and I were at the mall shopping for a couple of things and we saw Tara walking by us with her husband. I dont know if any of you guys remember her from the pizza parlor... you know the one who was a meat lover. Anyway she realized it was us and motioned us to keep things quiet by putting her index finger to her lips in the proverbial SHH position. I decided to press my luck and confront them just to see how she would handle the awkward situation. We greeted each other and everything was going fine at first but then he realized the Sean she kept texting was ME... THE MILFHUNTER. He went ape shit and stormed off. I took her back home to console her although she seemed more relieved than anything. I wasnt about to pass up this great acrobatic gal just because his feelings were hurt that I pleased her much better than he could ever